This whole charter thing is fun and all…but how cool would it be to have some of the photos from the Turtle’s adventures shown in a gallery in NYC! If you agree, please go to the following 2 links and click on “Collect Me” in the top right corner…and share them with your friends. The more people who collect me, the better my chances are of winning. Sorry but the date of this show will not be disclosed, as if it interferes with your charter it may sway whether you decide to vote for me or not 
Help the Captain win a gallery show in New York City!
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We’re about to start offering multi-day trips to the Keys. They’re going more laid back, for wannabe pirates, looking for adventure, and a taste of cruising, while relaxing in paradise with a couple of friends, and at a much lower price than those “fancy” cruises, the other guys do. That doesn’t mean we won’t take…
First day with the new wheels
Boat at the Miami Boat show doing donuts around Bayside using a bow thruster. I was convinced he was going to hit the dock or another boat.
New kayak rack
It still needs a little refining, but this is a big improvement from storing the kayak on deck. I’ll be adding that second kayak very soon!
Win a free weekend trip for 2 on the Turtle!
We currently have 2 T-shirt designs for the Grouchy Turtle. The Grouchy Turtle logo T-shirt and the “I’M ON THE TURTLE BITCH!” (AKA: Miami) T-shirt. What we need now is a third design. A middle of the road design for people who think the logo design is a little too plane, but who aren’t in…
My next outboard
I saw these guys at the Miami Boat Show. If and when the time comes, that I decide I do want an outboard on the dinghy again, this is it. That’s right a propane powered motor! Low emission, more fuel efficient than gas, and no damn ethanol and gummed up carb to deal with.
Free trip on the Turtle…and free prints of my photos!
SUDS, Soldiers Undertaking Disabled SCUBA, will be auctioning off a day on the Grouchy Turtle for 6 people, as well as over 30 matted prints of my photos, at the Miami Boat Show. If you’re not in the Miami area, raffle tickets can also be purchased online. More info about SUDS and the fund raiser…
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Battle of the tugs
