Captain Chris

Captain and owner of the Grouchy Turtle. I’ve been living aboard full time since shortly after buying the Turtle and even did my first winter aboard up in NJ, where I froze my butt off on the Hudson. After that I decided it was finally time to escape NJ for warmer Southern climates. Now I’m living the dream in the Florida Keys, while cruising part time, and making all of my friends, relatives, and old cubicle buddies jealous.

Captain Chris Gruno
USCG 50 Ton Master Inland/OUPV

First Mate Darline

First Mate of the Grouchy Turtle. Between surfing, snorkeling, and other water sports, I’ve always had a love of the ocean. After a few years working as a flight attendant, I traded in my wings and the cold Northern winters for my sea legs and warm Southern weather. I appreciate the closeness to nature and the peacefulness from being on the water full time…and the big fridge on the Turtle.

First Mate Darline Gonzalez
USCG 50 Ton Mangogito

Boat Dog Sparky

Boat dog of the Grouchy Turtle. I mischievously escaped my old land lubber parents and was later found wondering the streets of downtown West Palm Beach, trying to find a boat to crew on. After a few months at an animal rescue I moved aboard the Turtle. I like being out on the water and love wearing my life vest. When my parents aren’t busy doing trips I enjoy running all around the boat, jumping through the small window in the saloon, chasing deck poopers away, and playing with my monkey.

Boat Dog Sparky
USCG 50 Ton Wagger